Simply 19 hilarious reasons people gave for why they are still single

While a lot of people are single because they choose to be or don’t have time for that sort of thing, other reasons are a bit more complicated than that. Jimmy Fallon regularly asks people to share those reasons with the hashtag #whyimsingle.

It's Hashtags time! In honor of "The Bachelorette" finale, tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing reason you're single and tag it with #WhyImSingle. Could be on the show!

— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) August 7, 2018

He even shares his own.

A cute girl once said hi to me at a friend's BBQ. I got so nervous I just nodded my head and said, "Cap'n," back at her. #WhyImSingle

— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) August 7, 2018

These are 19 of the most weird and wonderful reasons people sent in response.

1.

https://twitter.com/tidewoddergirl/status/1026830717261697025

2.

A cute girl at work walked by me while I was filling my water bottle. She smiled at me and rather than saying hi I let out a moan and said "Hydration am I right." #WhyImSingle

— Zack Feldman (@ZFelds) August 7, 2018

3.

https://twitter.com/fishywa/status/1026829112009261058

4.

https://twitter.com/BelleofBabble/status/1026827587195154433

5.

https://twitter.com/spn_enthusiast/status/1026832902674370567

6.

I crochet yarn penises and call them #chapdicks. #whyimsingle pic.twitter.com/QJajiVaXQd

— H (@yarnwhoreder) August 7, 2018

7.

https://twitter.com/SheaBrowning/status/1026829407992852480

8.

https://twitter.com/jeffgoldblm/status/1026833319697305600

9.

https://twitter.com/ErinBode/status/1026832952062369793

10.

I asked a cute guy if I could borrow a pen, when I finished using it, he smiled and held his hand out. I thought he wanted to hold my hand, so I did…he was just waiting for me to return his pen #WhyImSingle

— Ariel (@DontLarfAtMeh) August 7, 2018