Simply 17 coronavirus jokes to help take the edge off (a little bit)
Here are 17 jokes a little bit (and sometimes a lot) related to coronavirus to help take the edge off while we count the days until the very worst case scenario – we run out of bog roll.
1.
Someone on the radio said Britain will remain calm about the Coronavirus.
People phoned the police when KFC ran out of chicken— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 6, 2020
2.
https://twitter.com/stayfrea_/status/1235256530728972290?s=19
3.
Ever since it was brought to my attention that you can say “Covid-19” to the tune of “Come on, Eileen,” I’ve been unable to read it any other way
— Dr. David Shiffman
(@WhySharksMatter) March 4, 2020
4.
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna
I really really really wanna 9 pack of Andrex quilted, a bottle of Carex hand gel, two tins of tomatoes, and a 500g bag of penne please.
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) March 6, 2020
5.
Just been sensibly stocking up on 45 packets of pasta and noticed a lot of idiots panic buying.
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) March 6, 2020
6.
the tube in the time of coronavirus pic.twitter.com/Z3R7Bxo6cP
— Mark Di Stefano (@MarkDiStef) March 6, 2020
7.
East London cares not for your plague panic. We will shit in our own good time. pic.twitter.com/2rvfuJsfpO
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) March 6, 2020
8.
So it seems that what we fear the most is the inability to wipe our arses. #COVID19
— Dom Joly (@domjoly) March 6, 2020
9.
To all Australians:
If you find yourself at home, staring at a large stockpile of toilet paper…
You’ve contradicted the dreaded fuckwititis, and must be quarantined from society.
Because you’re now not a part of society. #toiletpaperpanic #toiletpaper #ToiletPaperEmergency pic.twitter.com/Lf0E6fZSsY— Wade of Planet Earth (@Becauseofnow) March 6, 2020
10.
What toilet paper shortage? pic.twitter.com/ZVi8DPTUnM
— Craig Deeley
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(@craiguito) March 6, 2020
11.
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1235953856598679557?s=20
12.
What would you think if you saw this just a month ago? I’d assume wanking epidemic pic.twitter.com/ykB6MC1wor
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) March 6, 2020
13.
Anyone want a Scotch egg?
I misheard and thought everyone was "picnic buying".
I've got thousands of them.#coronavirus
— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) March 6, 2020
14.
Brisbane jeweller delivering the Friday laughs #toiletpaperpanic @10NewsFirstQLD pic.twitter.com/oP6vnsvSwj
— Georgina Hill (@GeorgiHill10) March 6, 2020
15.
And, here I am again laughing way too hard at a #COVIDー19 meme.
pic.twitter.com/I0xLSmUOaa
— Lindsay (@linzy_lou82) March 6, 2020
16.
Toilet paper is out of stock. Cat litter isn't. You know what you need to do. #toiletpaperpanic
— Thomas G Burt
#MiGW 2024 (@thomasgburt) March 6, 2020
17.
https://twitter.com/thatjimdavis/status/1235932483046322176?s=20
BONUS!
https://twitter.com/KateMMA3/status/1235686740603613186?s=20
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