15 Things You Hear In A Taxi And Also During Sex (NSFW)
8.
Oh you've missed it, we'll have to go around again..
— The Honourable Moo😷 (@acraftycow) March 12, 2020
9.
I don’t usually come this way…….
— alikidman (@alikidman) March 11, 2020
10.
You best not be eating a burger right now
— Kn Ockers aka Knockers Knickers! (@Kn_ockers77) March 11, 2020
11.
I can’t take five.
— 1968 (@AEGT1968) March 12, 2020
12.
“Do you mind turning the radio down, I’m on the phone to the wife”
— Mëtälmälc 🇪🇺🏴 (@Metalmalc) March 11, 2020
13.
When's the last time you cleaned back here?
— Brian Ashley (@bigfuzz) March 12, 2020
14.
Can we stop for KFC?
— thebrojangles (@thebrojangles) March 12, 2020
15.
Get out & you’re barred from entering ever again.
— Richard Cooper (@TheCocktailKing) March 12, 2020
We feel honour bound to apologise for this, but there were actual sniggers so we had to share.
Took yer nan up the Shard before.
— Not hippy_jon. (@hippy_gone) March 11, 2020
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